No.
You spelt “vain” wrong.
I’m clean! I’m clean!
Been there, sistah.
The horror when your blonde hair starts going dark.
TRAUMATIC.
Reasons Why I Love My Friends #5
- Jenna cooked us breakfast and accidentally overcooked a few of the eggs.
- Shan: My eggs are too hard!
- Shan: It's like rubber! My teeth are actually bouncing off the egg when I chew.
- Shan: It feels like someone is crumping in my mouth.
- Shan: This egg is bouncing like a rubber ball!
- Shan: Jenna, did you botox this egg? Is that why it's so hard?
- Shan: Jenna cooked me eggs and it was like a rave in my mouth, everybody popping, locking and dropping.
- Shan: Jenna, you rubber-egg mastermind!
- Shan: Did this egg come from a rubber chicken?
- Shan: My knife is bouncing off of it.
(Source: absolutelymadness)
My sister and I.
German Shepherd puppy. 7 weeks old today.
Bow down to the King of Cute.
When people take photos of themselves and caption it “hehe bored!”
if you really think you’re better than someone because you’ve liked something for longer than they have i hope you know you are captain of the asshole boat
Why isn’t Joanna Lumley the queen of the world yet?
When You get pulled away from your task to answer yet another stupid ass question
(Source: lipgallagher)
